National Cat Day

Are you kidding me?  Don’t get me wrong.  I like cats for their usefulness in catching mice and such, but a national day for cats?  What the hell?  I’ve contributed more to society than catching mice, dirtying a litter box, and making cat ladies look like cats because they are always covered in so much cat hair.  Where’s my day?  Who comes up with these days?  How does a “National Cat Day” become a reality?  Why isn’t there a “I Pissed on my Shoe Because I was Wasted” day or a “I Shit my Pants Because I Ate Bad Tacos” day?  If I actually gave a shit, I would waste my time trying to find that information.  Unfortunately, I have more pressing things to worry about.  National Cat Day… WTF people?  WTF?