Are you kidding me? Don’t get me wrong. I like cats for their usefulness in catching mice and such, but a national day for cats? What the hell? I’ve contributed more to society than catching mice, dirtying a litter box, and making cat ladies look like cats because they are always covered in so much cat hair. Where’s my day? Who comes up with these days? How does a “National Cat Day” become a reality? Why isn’t there a “I Pissed on my Shoe Because I was Wasted” day or a “I Shit my Pants Because I Ate Bad Tacos” day? If I actually gave a shit, I would waste my time trying to find that information. Unfortunately, I have more pressing things to worry about. National Cat Day… WTF people? WTF?